Monday, 6 August 2012

Lava Gel - Disgusting Sweet

Ingredients:
Mashed up cow.
Beetle's blood.
Gelatin with extra cow bones.

Method:
Farmers sell their cows to factories, who put them in massive blenders and blend the cows until they are nice and mushy. Then the factories get gelatin and put extra cow bones into it. Finally, the factories get lots of beetles and mash them up to get their blood. Everything is mixed together to create Lava Gel. 

Side Effects:
People will start randomly having massive explosive burps that are extremely painful.

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